Has your dog ever done something he shouldn’t? Here are more than two dozen who did something so awful that their owners decided to tell the whole world about it via public shaming:
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I like to French kiss the baby. -
I’m sorry I jumped on the dinner guest with your granny panties stuck on my head... -
I eat all the cats’ food and then I fart in front of the fan. And it smells awful! -
T.P. Acronym: 1. Toilet Paper; 2. Terrible Puppy -
Claims the pillow attacked first. -
We wanted to eat dad’s cereal so bad, but there were child locks...so we removed the door! -
I wait until the baby’s just fallen asleep to bark at imaginary noises. But only loudly enough to wake him up. -
I enjoy jumping up and pulling down my dad’s gym shorts in front of the neighbors instead of going potty. -
Q-tips, condoms, and snotty tissues...a balanced breakfast. -
My mommy left me some cheese with cayenne pepper in it...she tricked me! -
Hello. My name is Rossi and I have a drinking problem. It’s been 0 days since I drank a case of juice. -
I ignore my dog walker at the beach & hang out with naked old men so she has to come leash me & see ‘old man junk.’ -
I stole a loaf of bread and hid it for a month. -
I steal rocks from this plant --> and hide them all over the house. -
My name is Biscuit. I ate a large tube of Vaseline. Now I have to wear a doggie diaper because I’m drooling Vaseline out my butt. -
I wait for a door to be left open a crack, then I run for it. I’ve been to doggy school. I’m a cute idiot. -
“I pee on my brother at least once a week.” “I’m the brother.” -
I went pee on a running fan! -
Peed on Yoda I did. -
I fart in the truck so mommy has to roll down the window (even in the dead of winter). -
I eat everything; including leaves, dust bunnies, dirt, my toy box, my poop, and my absolute favorite...walls! -
I killed and buried all of my stuffed animals. -
“I’m so bad!! I ate the federal refund check.” “I ate the state check!” -
“I ate a whole box of colored chalk and pooped rainbows.” “I ate the rainbows.” -
I thought you “going to the movies” meant “leaving forever!!” I panicked. My bad. P.S. Thanks for the new crate!!
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