If you’ve seen enough heist movies, you know that some crimes are loud and messy. While others are carefully planned, quiet, and carried out with absolute precision. In this case, it’s the latter. Miniature Dachshund Daisy is a small but determined mastermind whose ambitions clearly extend beyond chew toys.
In a video shared by @daisytheminisausage, Leicestershire’s self-crowned queen proves that an unattended biscuit is basically public property. By the end of the video, the Dachshund’s owner declares the outcome of the delicious battle like a match referee, “Sausage dog 1-0 rich tea biscuit.”
Owner records Dachshund successfully stealing tea biscuit from table
More than 17K people have liked the video of the Dachshund so far, which tracks as it’s impossible not to. It hits home for every dog owner who’s ever thought, “They can’t reach that,” right before finding out they absolutely can. The clip opens with Daisy’s owner filming her through a slightly open door, as if capturing a secret operation in progress.
On the screen, the text reads “The Grand Heist,” and it truly is the perfect title. Daisy is propped on her hind legs, eyes locked on the target — a lone tea biscuit perched temptingly on a side table.
Her first strategy is to use her tongue to drag the biscuit closer. It moves, but only just. She tries again, this time with a quick flick, but it stubbornly clings to the coaster. For a moment, it looks like the plan might fail. Then Daisy switches tactics. She tilts her head, attempts a delicate bite, and makes a few hopeful chomps. However, the strategy isn’t successful.
Persistence might as well be Daisy’s middle name, as she just refuses to quit. After a few more tries, she finally manages to move the biscuit toward the edge. One last hop on hind legs, a quick snap, and she’s got it. Victorious, she darts behind the couch with her prize, while the Pink Panther theme plays in perfect comic timing.
Viewers were clearly impressed with Daisy’s stealth. “Flawless execution,” one user wrote. Another added, “The Louvre heist has nothing on Daisy.” And really, after watching her in action, who’s going to argue with that?
