If a fitness tracker existed for puppies, Lemon’s would be pure chaos, and you will think so too if you see the shenanigans this pup was up to, as revealed by his owner after his walk. A video from @goldenlifeoflemon on Instagram breaks down the Golden Retriever pup’s “walk stats.”
Safe to say, the tally reads less like exercise and more like Lemon descended on the neighborhood like a tiny tornado with a lot on his plate — except none of it adds to his fitness routine.
Owner lists down what Golden Retriever pup did during walk time
In the video, the Golden Retriever pup sits in the backseat of the car after the walk while his owner records him. He looks around with a curious expression, while the caption reads, “We call these ‘Lemon walks’ bc they certainly aren’t for me,” and honestly, that about sums up the whole scenario.
The on-screen caption lays out the damage with brutal honesty. It includes, “1 rock eaten, 11 ignored commands, 4 sticks picked up, 1 bark at own shadow, 1 number 2, 2 number 1s, 6 new friends made.” With an itinerary like that, it is only natural for the pup to charm his viewers.
And so, Lemon’s fans took to the comments section to support his tomfoolery. One Instagram user wrote, “Productive day for Lemon!,” and another joked, “6 new friends and a (poop emoji),” with a third viewer commenting, “Sounds like a day a puppy should have!”
Meanwhile, a concerned fan chimed in with, “No more rocks little one okay.” But another one cherished the pup’s social skills, writing, “Awwww they made friends tho,” because it is an ability most of us would love to have.
The pup’s “walk stats” are a reminder from the owner that puppyhood is all about tasting rocks and befriending strangers. And if you have ever loved a Golden Retriever full of enthusiasm and really curious eyes, this goofy fur baby is there to make your day.
