July 24th is Tell And Old Joke Day, much to the delight of dads and jokers everywhere. It’s a day to share some laughs or some groans over the jokes you’ve probably heard and told a million times before, and there’s no shortage of jokes about our favorite subject–dogs! If you know a kid, a dog lover, or someone who could use some cheering up, take some time today to tell a dog joke. Even if it doesn’t get a laugh, most people will appreciate your attempt at humor, and they’ll know you care enough to at least try and spread smiles. Here are a few dog jokes you can tell on Tell An Old Joke Day!
1. Dogs And Marine Biologists
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A: One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.
Wag of the tail to Reader’s Digest for this joke.
2. Stop A Barking Dog
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard.
Wag of the tail to Petcha for this joke.
3. Digger Dog
Q: What do you call a dog that is an expert at digging up artifacts?
A: A barkeologist.
4. Dog Out Loud
Q: What do you call a dog with a great sound system?
A: A sub-woofer.
Wag of the tail to BarkPost for this joke.
5. When The Dog Crows
A: A cocker-poodle-doo.
Wag of the tail to Care.com for this joke.
6. Social Dog
Q: What do you call a dog that can’t stop using social media?
A: A Godlen Re-tweeter.
7. Dog Phone
Q: What do a dog and a phone have in common?
A: They both have collar IDs.
Wag of the tail to EntirelyPets for this joke.
8. Magic Dog
Q: What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
A: A Labra-cadabra-dor.
Wag of the tail to LaffGaff for this joke.
9. Little Terror
Q: What do you call a small dog that’s more fearsome than a big dog?
A: A scarier terrier.
10. Missed Appointment
Q: Why did the dog miss his appointment with the vet?
A: He was a Late Dane.
Q: What do you call it when a dog brings back a stick that was thrown five miles away.
A: A bit far-fetched.
Wag of the tail to Rover.com for this joke.
12. The Mayor
Q: What kind of dog does the mayor give to a hero who saves his town?
A: Akita (a key to) the city.
13. Sitting On A Rabbit
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
Wag of the tail to AKC for this joke.
14. Pilot Dog
Q: What do you call a dog that flies a plane?
A: A Cockpit Bull.
What are your favorite dog jokes? Are you going to spread laughs on Tell An Old Joke Day? Let us know in the comments below!