If you thought your week was hectic, you need to see the “mermaid” sessions and jet ski rides this Golden Retriever squeezed into one video. Chili from @goldenchilidog couldn’t have asked for a better life, living in New Jersey. His mom, Gailin, recently shared a breakdown of his very busy lake-life calendar. It turns out that being a full-time professional adventurer is a lot of work. Chili spends his days hopping between the sand and the water with zero breaks.
Owner rates Golden Retriever’s ‘busy schedule’ for the week
When the video from @goldenchilidog opens, we simply see Chili sitting on the beach with sand all over his snout. The in-video text tells us that his human Gailin is “rating things my lake dog did this week.”
First on the list is a high-speed jet ski ride that earns a perfect 12/10. Chili’s fur flies in the wind while he looks completely unbothered by the speed. It is also clear he thinks he is a carpenter as he digs a deep sand seat and plonks himself down once the hole reaches his high standards.
This Golden Retriever loves a project that involves getting dirty in a video that captures his true essence. He looks so satisfied with his manual labor. Then there is his favorite hobby, which involves “playing mermaids” in the shallow water. Chili lies perfectly still while almost completely submerged. He’s a lake dog, so it makes sense that he just wants to exist in the water for hours.
Things get even better when Chili tries to recreate The Lion King by hanging off a jetty. He attempts to jump from a paddleboard and doesn’t quite make the landing. Chili’s human had to come to the rescue for that 5/10 performance. The fur baby even makes time for household chores like “pest control” inspections. He looks so funny with his jowls hanging down as he stares into the camera.
To make things even more intense, he takes his “big protec” job seriously by barking at every passing boat from the wooden jetty. This earned Chili a massive 100/10 rating from his mom. “He’s got quite a busy schedule,” Gailin shared in the caption. One viewer just commented, “This video made my life better,” which is the sweetest. Unsurprisingly, Chili’s hilarious weekly recap has already racked up over 33,000 likes in just a few hours.
