Some dogs wear their emotions on their sleeve, and Kash, the French Bulldog, is absolutely one of them. The video from @kash.d.frenchie starts with a tight close-up of him staring straight into the camera, looking thoroughly unimpressed before anything even happens. The in-video text reads, “Things mom says to me that makes no sense,” and his slow blinks make it pretty clear he agrees with that assessment.
Born in 2021 and already known for his expressive little reactions, Kash settles in like he’s ready to walk us through every absurd question he hears on a daily basis — all delivered in that perfectly dry voice-over that feels a little too accurate.
Frenchie has a sarcastic response to questions mom asks in video
The video is so funny, it’s no wonder it has earned over 23K likes. The first question his mom throws out is, “Do you want a treat?” And Kash’s imaginary reply is peak sarcasm: “Oh no thank you, I’ll just sit over here and starve.” Cut to him sitting on the couch. He turns his head in slow motion, blinking like he can’t believe he has to explain basic things.
Then another question that mom asks, which gets his goat, is, “Want to sleep in the bed with me?” And Kash’s voice responds, “’Cause why would I want to sleep on the hard floor all alone?” Meanwhile, he’s already snuggled up on the bed. His eyes are doing the dramatic half-closed thing. You honestly can’t tell if he is sleeping or judging.
Next up is the classic: “Do you want to go for a walk?” Kash shoots back, “Oh no, I’d rather just get fat and sleep all day,” right before he launches into turbo mode the second his leash appears. The timing is chef’s kiss.
When his mom asks, “Were you a good boy while I was gone?” Kash’s voice-over sounds personally offended. He sits on the couch, gulping like he’s swallowing disbelief. “When am I ever a bad boy… is she being serious?”
The final question that mom asks him that makes no sense is, “Who’s a good boy?” and Kash simply answers, “I’m literally the only boy in the house, so it’s obviously it’s me.” Viewers loved the accurate voiceover, with one commenting, “I love when people put this audio on dogs because I feel like this is how they’d sound.”
