Ah, tax season: you can smell the scent of human fear in the air. If you crunch those numbers right, or have an amazing tax person, you’ll be getting a big fat refund check from Uncle Sam. You could spend it on a new computer, or a vacation but your dog has better ideas of how you can spend that windfall. Here are 10 things your dog would spend your refund check on if he could.
1. A New Best Friend: Pet Squirrel
Dogs love squirrels more than anything on earth. If your dog could get anything he wanted, he’d probably go out and adopt a bunch of squirrels so he’d never be bored or lonely. Not sure it would work out so well for the squirrels.
2. For Dogs Who Like To Get Wet: Automatic Water Fountain
If you have a water dog who likes to get wet then a perfect way to spend your money would be to invest in this automatic pet water fountain. You don’t even have to get up off the sofa for your dog to have a splashing good time.
3. For Dogs Who Don’t Like To Get Wet: Dog Umbrella
We all know a dog that refuses to go out when it is raining. If your dog happens to be a princess of this sort, grab this inexpensive but luxurious pet umbrella. It also saves you the annoyance of perfuming your home with “eau de wet dog,” after a rainy walk.
4. For The Social Media Maven: Puppy Tweets
Does your pup already have their own Instagram account? Maybe they should add twitter comedian to their social media career. This toy from Mattel places a sensor on your dog’s collar that sends a signal to a USB receiver on your computer whenever your dog barks, whimpers, or howls and automatically sends a tweet.
5. For The Obsessed: Fetch Robot
Does your dog defy physics and seem to have unlimited energy for playing? Give your arm a rest with this automatic ball launcher. This bad boy can launch balls up to forty feet. There are even timing and launch settings so you can vary it depending on your pup’s fetch style.
6. For The Spoiled: Luxury Dog Bed
Nothing less than an 800 thread count seems to cut it for your pup. If your dog is the type to view you as a staff member of their castle, maybe you should just go ahead and get them a throne.
7. For the Senior Citizen: Dog Stroller Bike Trailer
Just because your dog is getting older, doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to go everywhere that you go. A solid investment for any K9 would be a dog stroller and bike trailer. That way you’d never have an excuse to leave him at home.
8. For Pool Lovers: Doggie Pool Ramp
Swimming is fun but getting in and out of the pool can be hard for some dogs so if your dog loves to swim, he’d probably invest in one of these easy access pool ramps for maximum summer fun.
9. For Separation Anxiety: Pet Monitoring Camera
10. For Every Dog: Treats, Lots and Lots of Treats
Let’s be honest. Most dogs probably wouldn’t make it past the treats section. They’d probably blow the entire refund on treats and not regret it one bit.
Don’t let taxes stress you out. Look down at your furry friend and remember that everything is going to be alright. What would your dog buy if he had access to your money?