Look At This Dog. Responds to the name Gilligan. Last seen chilling in my backyard, not giving a... Pays by his own rules and apologizes to no man. Or dog. Will flip out if offered cheese, especially Kraft slices. Borderline obese. Ya know, from Kraft slices. Loves rolling in his own filth. But who doesn’t? Has a gorgeous, flowing mane, akin to a majestic lion’s. Not Lost — just wanted to show you how awesome my dog is.