Saint Patrick’s day is a time for being with friends and laughing over a few pints of green beer. So if you’re going to spend time with friends, why not spend it with man’s best friend? Here are a few dog breeds that would make excellent companions for St. Paddy’s Day!
You’ll want to have someone who is at least of actual Irish descent in your group to maintain your street cred. The Irish Setter with their long, flowing, gingery locks of hair are about as Irish as you can get. They’re the canine equivalent of Conan O’Brien. The bonus is that they’re incredibly friendly and sweet, so they’re bound to get along with all of your drinking buddies. Maybe they’ll even join in with one of your drinking songs.
You and your friends are going to be drinking a lot, so it’s inevitable that someone is going to wander off and ditch the group. Not with a Border Collie on patrol, though. These dogs were built for herding, and that’s what they’ll do. Kelly was looking at a text and got separated from the group? Not on this pup’s watch. Brian tried to find a bathroom and is aimlessly staggering off in the distance? Border Collie to the rescue. Like a herd of sheep, no one gets left behind when your designated driver is a Border Collie.
Yorkies can fit in a backpack and are happy to travel, which is great if you’re going to be in crowded places like parades and bars. Since you’ll be a little tipsy, all manner of thieves and pickpockets might be on the lookout for you. Put all your wallets, phones, and valuables in your bag with your pup, and your Yorkie buddy will guard your belongings like a tiny leprechaun guarding a pot of gold. They bark at any sign of danger, keeping your stuff safe while you pay tribute to St. Patrick.
Let’s be honest, having one-sixteenth Irish blood on your mom’s side does not make you an Irishman. Why deny it? Embrace the fact that you don’t know anything about Irish culture by hanging out with a Scottish dog instead. There’s nothing that infuriates the Irish like being confused for the Scottish, and vice versa, so this will really drive home the fact that you’re not even trying. And this stubborn dog breed won’t have any of your nonsense. His judgmental glances will ensure that you don’t go overboard on this holiday that he has nothing to do with.
You’re probably going to need help walking home at the end of a long St. Patrick’s Day drinking adventure. Labs are used to being guide dogs, so if they can lead the blind they can probably take care of you when your vision starts to get a little wonky and gravity stops working properly. They have lots of energy, so they’ll be able to keep up with you until the wee hours of the morning.
At the end of the day, when your brain is fried from all the drinking and partying, you’re going to need a soft place to put your head. Samoyeds are like big, smiling, living plushie pillows. With their puffy fur coat and peaceful demeanor, they’re happy to tolerate your shenanigans and let you pass out with a face full of fluff. And when you wake up, the hangover will be slightly less painful, maybe.
Who will you be celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with?