A Golden Retriever–German Shepherd mix named Bear turns kitchen time into comedy. The clip opens with Bear sprawled belly up by the coffee station. His owner, Brittany’s partner, tries to start a brew while speaking in a playful plea. He repeats, “Can you get up? I’m trying to make coffee,” as Bear blinks and stays planted. Light, bouncy music plays over the moment. The post comes from @lifewithgoldenshepherds and was shared on December 19 with a cheeky “100% Clueless” caption.
Golden Shepherd can barely figure out what owner is saying
The Golden Shepherd, Bear, lies on the gray vinyl floor beside the espresso machine and sink. His person leans over the counter and gently nudges him with a foot. The on-screen caption reads, “Proof That My Golden Shepherd is 98% Percent Golden Retriever, 2% German Shepherd and 100% Clueless.” The audio tag is Eitan Epstein Music’s “Cute Pets Routine.”
Why the standoff feels familiar is simple. Belly-up is an invitation for rubs, not movement. Many mixed shepherds and retrievers love floor time near their people. That posture slows everything down and often earns attention. The clip plays into that truth with a gentle tone and zero frustration.
Bear rolls to one side, paws floppy, eyes half-closed. The owner laughs and says, “Could you get up? Can you please move a little?” He slides Bear a few inches with his foot, then stops. “Good. Stay right there,” he adds, trying to reach the counter. Bear oozes back into place like a lazy puddle of fur. The camera dips, catching his “who, me?” expression as the kitchen fills with an awkward stare off with the four-legged.
The internet’s reactions leaned towards playful and protective. One viewer teased, “You must pay the belly rub tax.” Another wrote, “But 1000% cuteeee.” A third pushed back, “Not clueless, your dog knows exactly what they’re doing.” Others voted for cuddles over caffeine. “Give him some cuddles!! Coffee can wait,” one said. Another laughed, “The eyes clearly say ‘the audacity.’”
