Milo the Maltipoo isn’t just cute — he’s a pint-sized food critic with some serious opinions. If you know anything about this breed, you’ll know they’re playful, clever, and full of personality, which makes them perfect for a job like this. In his latest Instagram video, Milo takes viewers on a drive-through tour to judge pup cups from different spots, and let’s just say he does it “with no mercy.” From tail-wagging excitement to unimpressed licks, Milo’s reactions are priceless, and his scores even more so.
Owner shows Maltipoo’s rankings of pup cups in video
The video kicks off with Milo perched in his car seat, eyes wide and tail going a mile a minute. His human announces: “Milo ranks the best pup cups (with no mercy).” First stop? Chick-fil-A. Poor Milo nearly launches out of his seat in anticipation, only to be told they don’t hand out whipped cream. The on-screen text from Milo’s POV hilariously reads: “wat he say?” The verdict is clear — 0/10.
Thankfully, the next drive-through redeems the day. At Culver’s, Milo is doing his signature paw stomp in excitement. Here, he gets his first pup cup and gives it a thoughtful taste test. It seems to be a decent cup, but not a great one. The human holds up a sheet with numbers on it, and Milo puts his paw on number 5. Giving it a score of 5/10, which is “Kinda mid…” according to them.
Then comes Dutch Bros, where a whipped cream cup topped with milk bones earns an enthusiastic 9.5/10. Milo’s joy is written all over his face, and the text sums it up: “now that’s a pup cup.” Dairy Queen closes out the tasting tour. Milo approaches it with the thoughtfulness of a true critic, giving it a respectable 6.5/10 — “not too shabby.” In the final shot, Milo stares down the camera like a seasoned food critic ready to publish his review: Dutch Bros takes the crown.
One viewer in the comments asks if Milo had all those treats in one day. His human replies: “yes but he only got a little bit of each.” The post has racked up more than 11K likes, with fans calling it “the best day of his life” and praising Milo as “too cute.”
