Fingers the Goldador.
(Photo Credit: @fingersthegoldador / Instagram)

Owner Shares Video Explaining Why Their Dog Would Excel at Human Jobs

A delightful Instagram video has captured the hearts of everyone who has seen it. It stars a Goldador named Fingers, with an impressive range of skills on display. In the video, his human jokingly imagines all the human jobs he’d be amazing at — and it’s surprisingly convincing. Something about the way he throws himself into every role, whether using his nose, jaws, or boundless energy, makes the whole thing so believable.

Loyal, eager, and always up for a task, he seems like the kind of dog who would happily punch in for a shift if given the chance.

An Instagram video features a dog humorously mastering several human jobs

The video begins with Fingers posing for the camera in the cutest little propeller hat. The text that flashes across the screen is: “Jobs my silly dog would be surprisingly good at.” First up? “Any kind of stapling.” With perfect comedic timing, Fingers opens and closes his mouth in a way that’s a dead ringer for a stapler at work. You’ll fall off of your chair laughing, it’s that funny and convincing.

From there, he takes on the role of “Aircraft Marshaller.” Sitting alert, tail and ears moving in sync, it’s uncanny how much he mimics the hand signals of someone guiding planes on the tarmac. Then comes “Plastic Surgeon,” which, naturally, involves Fingers carefully tearing into a toy with the precision only he could deliver. Even you’ll be convinced that the toy could use certain surgical “enhancements.”

The clip only gets funnier as Fingers shifts into “TSA Security Check,” putting his strong sniffer to good use as he inspects a loaded shopping bag. Finally, he zooms into frame chasing yellow balloons — clip labeled “Party Pooper” — leaving viewers in stitches.

Fans can’t get enough, with one calling him “Employee of the month … every month” and another admitting, “The stapling got me.” Hard-working, well-rounded, and endlessly entertaining — Fingers clearly has the experience to back it all up.

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