Cali, the Pit Bull, has had a week full of tiny tragedies — and she’s not holding back from expressing it. From a passing trash truck ruining her sunbathing vibes to cloudy skies keeping her from lizard patrol duty, every little inconvenience seems like a personal affront. Every attempt at cheering her up — snacks, photoshoots, or a quick nail painting — can barely make a dent in her list of grievances. Her human captures it all in @calypso.the.pit’s latest video, where you can practically hear her sighs.
Owner reveals incidents that upset Pit Bull during the week in video
Watching Cali’s pit bull-level drama unfold is utterly relatable for anyone who’s ever lived with a dog that knows exactly what she wants. No wonder the clip has over 4k likes at the time of writing.
The video takes us through her week, with Cali as the perfect star of this “woe-is-me” montage. Her first complaint happened when she was “trying to have a nice nap while sunbathing.” The noisy trash truck drove by and rudely woke her up. Her owner immediately took the blame, saying, “I should have gone outside and told the driver to stop and go away.”
The drama continued when she dramatically sighed and went to bed, as her humans were not yet tired, ignoring her sleep schedule. The sky was also cloudy, meaning there were “no lizards to patrol or chase.” Her owner accepted fault for “poor weather management,” too.
The final offenses involved her image and her dignity. After having her nails painted, Cali now “refuses to show off her paws in public.” And that’s because the polish ruined her tough Pit Bull image. But the worst insult came during a trip to PetSmart. Cali thought the visit was for toys. Instead, she received some “very personal behind-the-scenes maintenance,” said her human.
The caption confirms that “There are no amount of treats that could make up for the last one.” Viewers applauded the owner’s commitment. “I have to say I’m very impressed with your willingness to take accountability,” one person wrote. Another wrote, “Riot for quieter trash trucks!!”
