14 Dog Jokes To Celebrate “Tell An Old Joke Day”

A fox terrier is dressed up like a clown and he's got the mouth open.

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July 24th is Tell And Old Joke Day, much to the delight of dads and jokers everywhere. It’s a day to share some laughs or some groans over the jokes you’ve probably heard and told a million times before, and there’s no shortage of jokes about our favorite subject–dogs! If you know a kid, a dog lover, or someone who could use some cheering up, take some time today to tell a dog joke. Even if it doesn’t get a laugh, most people will appreciate your attempt at humor, and they’ll know you care enough to at least try and spread smiles. Here are a few dog jokes you can tell on Tell An Old Joke Day!

1. Dogs And Marine Biologists

Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

A: One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.

Wag of the tail to Reader’s Digest for this joke.

2. Stop A Barking Dog

Pillarno. Castrillón. Asturias.

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Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?

A: Put him in your backyard.

Wag of the tail to Petcha for this joke.

3. Digger Dog

Q: What do you call a dog that is an expert at digging up artifacts?

A: A barkeologist.

4. Dog Out Loud

dog listening to music

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Q: What do you call a dog with a great sound system?

A: A sub-woofer.

Wag of the tail to BarkPost for this joke.

5. When The Dog Crows

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a rooster?

A: A cocker-poodle-doo.

Wag of the tail to Care.com for this joke.

6. Social Dog

Pug Dog with laptop.

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Q: What do you call a dog that can’t stop using social media?

A: A Godlen Re-tweeter.

7. Dog Phone

Q: What do a dog and a phone have in common?

A: They both have collar IDs.

Wag of the tail to EntirelyPets for this joke.

8. Magic Dog

A girl training her dog to sit.

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Q: What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A: A Labra-cadabra-dor.

Wag of the tail to LaffGaff for this joke.

9. Little Terror

Q: What do you call a small dog that’s more fearsome than a big dog?

A: A scarier terrier.

10. Missed Appointment

A Great Dane lying on a balcony in the sun.

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Q: Why did the dog miss his appointment with the vet?

A: He was a Late Dane.

11. Fetch

Q: What do you call it when a dog brings back a stick that was thrown five miles away.

A: A bit far-fetched.

Wag of the tail to Rover.com for this joke.

12. The Mayor

Image number: 392 Model Release: / Property Release for dog: Guardian & Owner of Dog: Najia Maddock Freddy the sheepdog. Release on file. Release corresponds to MR 165 Date photographed: August 2008 Low angle of a Sheepdog dressed as a superdog, with a spotlight in the shape of a bone projected overhead.

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Q: What kind of dog does the mayor give to a hero that saves his town?

A: Akita (a key to) the city.

13. Sitting On A Rabbit

Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?

A: A chili dog on a bun.

Wag of the tail to AKC for this joke.

14. Pilot Dog

Border collie Australian shepherd mix dog sitting down in pilot seat in plane cockpit wearing white scarf looking adventurous courageous expectant alert ready to travel fly vacation holiday

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Q: What do you call a dog that flies a plane?

A: A Cockpit Bull.

What are your favorite dog jokes? Are you going to spread laughs on Tell An Old Joke Day? Let us know in the comments below!

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